I stumbled across this jewel of a blog (or is it a website? I don't know, damn you confusing internets!) called The Man Repeller, and it has got me all fired up and inspired. The chica who writes it defines a "man-repeller" as...
MAN·RE·PELL·ER1 [MAHN-REE-PELLER]
–noun
outfitting oneself in a sartorially offensive way that will result in repelling members of the opposite sex. Such garments include but are not limited to harem pants, boyfriend jeans, overalls (see: human repelling), shoulder pads, full length jumpsuits, jewelry that resembles violent weaponry and clogs.
–verb (used without object),-pell·ing, -pell·ed.
to commit the act of repelling men:
Girl 1: What are you wearing to the party?
Girl 2: My sweet lime green drop crotch utility pants!
Girl 1: Oh, so we're man repelling tonight?
*DISCLAIMER: the above conversation is not a dramatization, took place in this room 5 minutes ago.
I think the lady is on to something. Some of my favorite fashion friends could definitely be classified as man-repellers.
For instance, my girl Mary-Kate gets hated on a lot for her style, and hey, maybe guys aren't into the teeny-tiny-black-feathery-dress-wearing witch look, but I sure am! You go girl.
Long hair, don't care.
Another furry fave of mine, from the Pucci fall 2011 show...
Is it man-repelling? Gonna go with yes. Is it awesome? Definite yes.
Now this is just rude...
This philosophy is something to think about as I head to the Big Apple in the next few months as a strategy to ward off the oodles of creepers Mr. Big types dying to date me while I focus on having adventures.
Ta ta for now!
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